"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She saw my erection

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Has anybody ever been on a date with a girl, sitting and just talking. And then you kiss her and hug her and then you have to stand up? And then she sees your pants bulging like the incredible hulk? It's pretty embarrassing.


This happened to me tonight. I just kept walking and talking to her like it wasn't there. But I'm sure she saw it. Actually, I think I saw her looking at it while we were walking.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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jafyk

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That's why you should wear briefs when you go out, lol. You never know when the elasticity it offers may come in handy.
 

rain63

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Whats even worse is when they feel it while you're dancing with them:nervous:
 

JimmyBizzle

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Tight, black, silk looking boxer brief things they sell at Wal-Mart. $5 at most. Cheap. You won't impale a chick on a date. Girls love them once the pants are off. They've never led me wrong.

Go get some now.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Deacon

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Hey, look on the bright side, maybe she'll be impressed with its size and rub it for you.
 

Rebound Material

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rain63 said:
Whats even worse is when they feel it while you're dancing with them:nervous:
I dunno...I think they like it. Makes them grind on me harder;) .
 

AKA FLEX

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Vlad the Impaler said:
Has anybody ever been on a date with a girl, sitting and just talking. And then you kiss her and hug her and then you have to stand up? And then she sees your pants bulging like the incredible hulk? It's pretty embarrassing.


This happened to me tonight. I just kept walking and talking to her like it wasn't there. But I'm sure she saw it. Actually, I think I saw her looking at it while we were walking.
Why is that embarrassing? That s--- turns most women on, like when we see their nipples protruding through their shirt.

It would only be embarrassing if she saw a little nub barely making an indention in your jeans. If it's "bulging like the incredible hulk," the best thing you can do is strut around with pride.
 

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I don't have a problem getting a hard on and having my girl see it. Let alone I don't even mind when I get a hard on when making out with her. When I do get one, thats when she starts grinding herself against me and such. The only time I don't want to have a boner around her is when it can be seen by her friends and family. Other than that, she can see my hard on anytime she wants
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Vlad the Impaler said:
I guess I implemented the "visible erection strategy" last night. :crackup:
lmfao, I remember that thread from I don't know how long ago, but it was hilarious.

But yeah if you just kissed and hugger her, then whats the problem. I could see if it was some girl you just met and it was more of a friendly hug and you weren't she if she was attracted to you or not. But if you are on a date and kiss, then not only is it natural, but she should expect it, and since you know she is at least moderately attracted to you if she kissed you then you should have no problem with it showing through your pants a bit. Plus I don't even worry about it if they feel it when I am dancing with them. I might back off the pressure for a second, but if they start grinding harder, then you know its go time and she likes it.
 
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