Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole

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It's really messed up that she would insult you because of your sexual preferences. Red flag. A caring woman wouldn't be so callous.

That said, have you ever considered lubing up the tip of your finger and inserting it into her anus after you've been eating her out for a bit? You only need the first digit/half the finger in, not the whole thing (please trim your nail) then slide it in and out, slowly, while keeping tounge pressure/movement on the cl1toris.

Instant/soon amazing orgasm for her. Just be sure your finger is lubed well.

Yes, your finger is going to smell, be wet, etc. Keep a (wet?) Washcloth close to wipe your finger and then jump on her and continue to be awesome.

Just a thought.
For real...not very caring about my feelings...
Bros...i hate the smell of crap. Nah...she would have to get the porn star treatment with enemas.
Idk...maybe in her past she had submissive dudes lick her feet and shyt...
Gonna go ghost...just a rude turn off...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl's a freak, and that can be redirected into all sorts of different fun.

I wouldn't get so caught up on the whole rimjob thing.
For sure...she gets off on spankings. But its like damn...chill out...i already said no to this before.
Its not fun anymore.
 

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That's disgusting. There's no alpha/beta way to settle this like some posters are saying.

If you want to eat a load of feces AND possibly get a bacterial infection, be my guest. If I were you I wouldn't even be thinking about this.
 

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To dominate you. Tell her you won't eat but you will phuck her there .
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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It will definitely end her inquiry if it's not her thing . She wants her ass licked to dominate him .
Or,… Perhaps she’s anally oriented and she wants it ‘under the right conditions’ …
I’ve met chicks with stranger than that preferences.
 
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Or,… Perhaps she’s anally oriented and she wants it ‘under the right conditions’ …
I’ve met chicks with stranger than that preferences.
Well just make sure . There's a cache of girls "making" men lick their ass to show they own them.
 

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I've only seriously tried anal once, never again. I have no desire to put any part of me in an ass.

Also what is it with black girls trying to stick a finger in my ass? 2 girls have forcefully tried to finger me, both were met with stern NO, both continued to try.

Putting a finger inside me is also something I will never try.
 

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Her: "Would you eat my booty hole?"

You: ( heavy on the sarcasm,) yeah while we are at it you can give me a rusty trombone.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Agreed with others, make a joke of it. However, one point to note is that a woman shouldn't be calling the shots during sexual encounters. If your have her in a submissive state of mind, she will come to expect you to guide the way, and not show this kind of disrespect. And if she trusts you like that, you can basically do anything to her... and I mean anything.

You do what you want to do when you want to do it.

And as far as the anus thing, I would only do it after a nice long shower, and it's fun to watch the lady squirm like a wiggle worm. I dont toss the full salad though, just a tongue here and there.
 

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I just dont get why shes trying to dominate me. Its not happening. And it just pushes me away.
 

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I ate this latinas ass a few weeks ago. Loved it. I love kinky sh*t. After that she was begging me to fuhk her ass
Your post reminded me eating Dawn's Taco!! :rofl:This is a real place in Peoria, Illinois, about 45 minutes from me. I've never eaten there but you gotta love the name!



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Oh yea....like those chicks that torture the dudes...wow...who knew that this studious little bookworm would have the audacity to think i would allow this when theres 20 year old coed just waiting for me to give her orgasms in the traditional way.
Not down with two girls one cup
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If she’s clean, I’ll tongue her inside-out lmao. Not licking her feet though, I just am not into that. But ass? If she takes care of herself, then hell yeah.
 
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Sounds like you're not sexually compatible.

It happens, nothing to stress over just move on :)
 

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shes trying to **** test you and see how far you will go for her. its a risky play if you ask me.
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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