"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
She pulled a fast one on me what do I do?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yea cause she's gonna be honest when you're about to put it in her. Like she's gonna say "I have Syphilis, AIDS, and uhhh oh yea herpes too." Or you can wrap it up and not have to deal with that in the first place. But you need to worry about yourself first, which you're not doing when you don't use protection.baurman said:
TheBaconator
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You're in my prayers.baurman said:OK.....
Just as we predicted. It was one of the options.
Well she did go to her OBGYN to get birth control and she told me that she has gonnorea. but then she was like they gave her an antibiotic that she took and it will cure it. So at first I was like WTF!?!? i got a F*CKIN STD?? I was about to just tell the bytch to take my ass home but I was like nah I can't do that. She was telling me how she set me up an appointment at the Clinic (today) and now I have to get the doctor to stick a q-tip up my d!ckhole. F*CK.
She was crying and thinks im gonna break up with her. Then she started to tell me about who she had sex with and she's had unprotected sex with 2 guys before me in the past year.
At first I was worried I had some un-cureable sh!T but then I told her whatever she has, I have. so if she only has gonnerea then I guess that's all I have too. So I just wanted to take the damn antibiotic. but I guess I gotta go get tested anyway. But she kept saying that once I take the antibiotic, in 10 days it will kill it. We'll both be 100% clean and then we can have unprotected sex.
Yea this is fkn embarassing, but I don't even know if I'm going to stay with her after this. It just sickens me. Fkn my fault too though for havin sex with her w/o a condom. I even asked her too "Are you clean? Im clean" and shes like "Yeah" and she isnt even the kind of girl that seems like a slvt. shes like the type you'd bring home to mom. So kids, wrap up. The only time I didn't, I fvked myself. Im just glad this shyt is curable. But this scare will make me never fck without a condom ever again.
DonGorgon
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SHE F'ED MANY MORE THAN 2... SHE ONLY CARES TO MENTION 2...baurman said:OK.....
Just as we predicted. It was one of the options.
Well she did go to her OBGYN to get birth control and she told me that she has gonnorea. but then she was like they gave her an antibiotic that she took and it will cure it. So at first I was like WTF!?!? i got a F*CKIN STD?? I was about to just tell the bytch to take my ass home but I was like nah I can't do that. She was telling me how she set me up an appointment at the Clinic (today) and now I have to get the doctor to stick a q-tip up my d!ckhole. F*CK.
She was crying and thinks im gonna break up with her. Then she started to tell me about who she had sex with and she's had unprotected sex with 2 guys before me in the past year.
At first I was worried I had some un-cureable sh!T but then I told her whatever she has, I have. so if she only has gonnerea then I guess that's all I have too. So I just wanted to take the damn antibiotic. but I guess I gotta go get tested anyway. But she kept saying that once I take the antibiotic, in 10 days it will kill it. We'll both be 100% clean and then we can have unprotected sex.
Yea this is fkn embarassing, but I don't even know if I'm going to stay with her after this. It just sickens me. Fkn my fault too though for havin sex with her w/o a condom. I even asked her too "Are you clean? Im clean" and shes like "Yeah" and she isnt even the kind of girl that seems like a slvt. shes like the type you'd bring home to mom. So kids, wrap up. The only time I didn't, I fvked myself. Im just glad this shyt is curable. But this scare will make me never fck without a condom ever again.
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a) being a drama queen
b) giving you an STD
DO NOT be quick to forgive her, dont be mean, or different, but she is RIGHT to think you will dump her, RED CARD referree !
PS, on the bright side, if you ever give her an STD that youve not been tested for in the past, she cant exactly go skitz at you ha
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
This makes me NEVER want to fkin ever have sex with random ass girls ever again. First they took a needle and extracted an ass load of blood from my vein to test for HIV. Then the Nurse looked and examined my d!ck and then told me to take my thumbs and pull apart my d!ck hole and she stuck a 10 inch Q-tip inside and rubbed around my d!ickhole!! TWICE!!! to check for Gonnhrea and Chlamydia. I told her I was already exposed to Gonnhhrea but they had to do the test anyway. it burned so bad. then they proceeded to tell me that even though I use a condom, you can still catch gonnhhrea/chlamydia/syphil or whatever. Im glad this is like my GF now and I guess im gonna be done with it already.