Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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She Killed His Son but He Must Pay Her Alimony

ElChoclo

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Marriage is a redundant institution, thanks to these type of laws. Funny thing is, gays want to get into the act as well. If they get gay marriage, I think they should also allow polygamy. Maybe that's why they don't allow it. There wouldn't be enough money to go around.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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penkitten

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i personally wouldn't have wanted alimony if i were given the option to get it back when i got a divorce.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.
 
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