Marriage is a redundant institution, thanks to these type of laws. Funny thing is, gays want to get into the act as well. If they get gay marriage, I think they should also allow polygamy. Maybe that's why they don't allow it. There wouldn't be enough money to go around.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She Killed His Son but He Must Pay Her Alimony
- Thread starter Latinoman
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i personally wouldn't have wanted alimony if i were given the option to get it back when i got a divorce.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.