"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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She Killed His Son but He Must Pay Her Alimony

ElChoclo

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Marriage is a redundant institution, thanks to these type of laws. Funny thing is, gays want to get into the act as well. If they get gay marriage, I think they should also allow polygamy. Maybe that's why they don't allow it. There wouldn't be enough money to go around.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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penkitten

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i personally wouldn't have wanted alimony if i were given the option to get it back when i got a divorce.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.
 
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