Marriage is a redundant institution, thanks to these type of laws. Funny thing is, gays want to get into the act as well. If they get gay marriage, I think they should also allow polygamy. Maybe that's why they don't allow it. There wouldn't be enough money to go around.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
She Killed His Son but He Must Pay Her Alimony
- Thread starter Latinoman
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i personally wouldn't have wanted alimony if i were given the option to get it back when i got a divorce.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.
i mean, child support is one thing, but alimony is a whole other thing.
heres my what ifs..
you don't wanna be with me? shove your money up your a$$.
you cheated on me? shove your money up your a$$.
you beat on me? use your money to pay your hospital bill... because i waited until you fell asleep to break your kneecaps with my baseball bat, but know that i thought about shoving it up your a$$.