"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She doesn't put out :(

TheNewGuy

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Heres my scenario:

I hook up with this girl in the back of my car. Her best friend is in the front of the car.

A month later, I hook up with the same girl again. Her (same) best friend is with us. I make out with HB best friend. I make out with HB same girl. I make out with HB best friend. Fun times had by all.

A day later, me and HB best friend go on a long L ride. I make out with HB best friend.

Two weeks and some odd days later (yesterday) I go on another L ride with HB best friend. We make out, I get her shirt partially off. We were in my car for a good hour and it didn't go past that point.

She says she doesn't want to do anything else if shes not dating the guy. I don't really think I want to date her right now. I get her from doing nothing to at least putting her hand on top of my pants, so there was some, albeit not a lot, progression.

I tried handling this the DJ way the first time (acting like it didn't bother me). When stuff didn't heat up the next two times I tried getting her to do something. Thats when she more or less placed her hand on my leg :mad:

Any ideas?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I say go DJ all the way. Sooner or later she'll crack.
 

The Shocker

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damn nice job. I didn't know it was that easy to get with the best friend, even when the girl is present...I guess I'm not hanging out with enough sluts...:rock:

Anyway, don't worry about it. You should get her sooner or later. When sluts want the cakc, they're eventually going to go ahead and grab it.
 

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You know, when I first read this, I misread it as "I hooked up this girl to the front of my car." My subconscious is such an arse sometimes. Ideas on this... dude, you're making out with a girl and her best friend. That's freaking awesome. I still haven't even learned to break biatch shield so this is a task above me. You may have not yet won the war, but you sure as hell deserve a medal or two for your victories.
 

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SamRi72 said:
You know, when I first read this, I misread it as "I hooked up this girl to the front of my car." My subconscious is such an arse sometimes. Ideas on this... dude, you're making out with a girl and her best friend. That's freaking awesome. I still haven't even learned to break biatch shield so this is a task above me. You may have not yet won the war, but you sure as hell deserve a medal or two for your victories.
You know... I used to read threads titled "She won't go past second" and say "You ungrateful ass, I wish I could be there, I'd be more grateful than YOU."

I have a weird thing about constant improvement though :box:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to progress, or not being satisfied with the current amount of physicality in the relationship...

I'm still amazed that as a high school guy you can go back and forth between chicks in the same car...and still not get laid. ;p
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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alright... okay... here goes it.

alright

first, equip your Helm of Charisma.


second, cast Charm on the main girl and her BFF.


third, this is the tricky part, pull your character menu up and wield your Hammer of Destruction and with a mighty blow... BASH THEIR HEADS IN!!!
 

TheNewGuy

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The Shocker said:
There's nothing wrong with wanting to progress, or not being satisfied with the current amount of physicality in the relationship...

I'm still amazed that as a high school guy you can go back and forth between chicks in the same car...and still not get laid. ;p
Yeah tell me about it.


Michele... what?
 

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Michele said:
alright... okay... here goes it.

alright

first, equip your Helm of Charisma.


second, cast Charm on the main girl and her BFF.


third, this is the tricky part, pull your character menu up and wield your Hammer of Destruction and with a mighty blow... BASH THEIR HEADS IN!!!
You are my god.
 

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****.d

Another night, she got a little heavier with the hands but still. God damn.

Oh well, I'm zooted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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