"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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She can't swallow, but wants too!

pvf94

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Everytime she tries to take my nut she gags/throws up in her mouth....the second it touches her mouth.


How can I ease her into swallowing ?? She said she wants to because "true love swallows"

hahaha

=( I'm clueless
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pvf94

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HandyAndy said:
shoot in a cup, blend it into a smoothie with bananas and strawberries....

haha, that would work but it would take a way from the effect of nutting down her throat.
 

theunflushables

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A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, so why not cvm?
 

SmoothTalker

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Lol thats kind of weird man. Is it the taste, or are you just shooting it right at her gag reflex?

What my previous girl did was adjust her mouth somehow so that it doesn't accidentally choke/gag her.

If it's the taste, well.. I don't know, do whatever it is people always recommend, pineapple I think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Luveno

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Dude, if she can't swallow, do something else fun.

Personally, I like giving them "conditioner".
 

theunflushables

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Actually, this may sound weird, but I once read in a Penthouse magazine (yes, reading) something about pinching the underside of the wrist where it meets the palm helps stop the gag reflex. Might wanna give it go.
 
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