"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She can't swallow, but wants too!

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Everytime she tries to take my nut she gags/throws up in her mouth....the second it touches her mouth.


How can I ease her into swallowing ?? She said she wants to because "true love swallows"

hahaha

=( I'm clueless
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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HandyAndy said:
shoot in a cup, blend it into a smoothie with bananas and strawberries....
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haha, that would work but it would take a way from the effect of nutting down her throat.
 
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A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, so why not cvm?
 
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Lol thats kind of weird man. Is it the taste, or are you just shooting it right at her gag reflex?

What my previous girl did was adjust her mouth somehow so that it doesn't accidentally choke/gag her.

If it's the taste, well.. I don't know, do whatever it is people always recommend, pineapple I think?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude, if she can't swallow, do something else fun.

Personally, I like giving them "conditioner".
 
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Actually, this may sound weird, but I once read in a Penthouse magazine (yes, reading) something about pinching the underside of the wrist where it meets the palm helps stop the gag reflex. Might wanna give it go.
 
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