"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She called me "sexed b!tch"

ICaughtFire

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i was on msn with this girl i know from school, we met when we were told to be in the same band by another friend and we only met for a week

but the convo was good with decent flirting in between about sex and what we both want from eachother etc

at then when i told her i need to sleep now bb she typed: goodnight my sexed b!tch"

what is she implying?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She's just joking around with you. Good vibes!
 

cablecow15

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oh man that sucks for you
basicly she lied to find out what
you were thinking. I hate when they do that:mad:
 

cablecow15

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or it means that she thinks your crazy about sex
 

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Dam it sounds like your in the "zone"..she feels too comfrtable with you...your just a good friend to her who she can talk like that too. Now unless this girl is a total slut than it might mean she wants u to F_U-c_k her brains out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by cablecow15
or it means that she thinks your crazy about sex
Dood you seriously need to chill and relax. You take things so seriously and literally.
 

AC/DC

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You are all stupid. She was just teasing around.

Originally posted by Holland
She's just joking around with you. Good vibes!
^^^ Correct.
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by ICaughtFire
so what is it really......
Do you ride the short bus? Look above youre last post smart guy.
 
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