"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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She blows me but doesn't let me finger her

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Yeah I've actually noticed this a couple of times with girls. If im doing really well during the date, and I use my kissing and necking skills to get her very horny, we both have a great time, but it's happened two times already where they were happy to give me a BJ, but wouldn't let me finger her or go down on her. Believe me, I dont mind the BJ's, but I would prefer to reciprocate. I dont know if the girls are just insecure or what. Oh and by the way this is all in my car somewhere late at night after the date.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stuntmann

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Has to be something wrong with her, like herpies, she didn't wash her a55, menstruating, etc..
 

Ace of Flames

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Hmm, maybe they're just sluts?? Lol.

More likely, they don't feel comfortable in the environment. Try to get them in bed rather than your car.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Magma

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I used to work at a ski shop when I ski bummed years ago, and had to do a "boot fit" with this woman whose clam absolutely reeked. She was sitting down and I had my face about a foot from her snatch. Seriously, I almost puked. The sick thing was that she KNEW she reeked. How could she not? She came in about two days later and discretely apologized to me for her "fragrance issues," as she put it.

That's the story I thought of when I read your post. Most likely it's an issue with her box. But "heavy petting" in the car might have a bit to do with it also, like AceOfFlames said. My two cents...
 

MagnuM

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Don't complain you got your **** sucked. nuff said.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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Some girls just arnt confortable with guys going down on them.
 
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I remember a girl who's ***** smelled like a rotten burrito.

Those things can get nasty. I don't know what was up with that.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ER!C L!VE said:
You sure it wasn't a tranny?

Yep very sure.. I was 17 at the time.

So tell us how are those trannys you know so much about?
 

comic_relief

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my girlfriend was uncomfortable, but I came unto the scene and everything changed because of that. :p

comic_relief
 

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and this is a problem? i get to sit back and get my nobb sucked on with no expecation of me returning the favor? hell where is this broad at!!!
 

Randallpink83

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the girl at the ski shop actually came back later and said sorry for her smelly *****???...... wow.... what a depressing life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker said:
and this is a problem? i get to sit back and get my nobb sucked on with no expecation of me returning the favor? hell where is this broad at!!!
Bl0wjobs are kinda overrated.
 

Randallpink83

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just wait guys... lol... I've had BJ's before where my eyes were rolling into the back of my head it was so good. Pvssy has never done that too me.

some girls a very talented.
 

The Juan and only

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speakeasy said:
I agree. The first time I ever got one I was like "this is it???"
Same for me, I much prefer sex. The problem is way too much hype.

Or Perhaps none of them have known what the fvck they were doing, which thinking about it, is fairly likely.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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