"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She asked me if I'm falling in love with her...

baurman

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How would you usually respond to this? This girl asks me "Are you falling in love with me...?" I looked at her and I asked her the same question. Then she repeated the question and I was like "Nah.."
I only said that because obviously I am not going to say Yeah and probably scare her. But what should I have said? I felt like I was in a lose-lose situation no matter what I answered with.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hmm.. maybe say something like "girl I've got nothing but love for ya".. have you banged her yet?
 

baurman

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yes we've had sex, she asked me that when we just finished having sex when I was about to leave and I told her that I'll see her again soon, thats when she asked me "are you falling in love with me?"
 
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baurman said:
yes we've had sex, she asked me that when we just finished having sex when I was about to leave and I told her that I'll see her again soon, thats when she asked me "are you falling in love with me?"

Maybe you should have said something like "when pigs fly" LOL!

Maybe that's going overboard, but they love jerks.
 

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Thats a weird question to be asked...I probably would've been non-committal with my answer and teased her.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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baurman said:
yes we've had sex, she asked me that when we just finished having sex when I was about to leave and I told her that I'll see her again soon, thats when she asked me "are you falling in love with me?"
Her: Are you falling in love with me?

You: I'm fvcking you. ain't I?

Her: But do you respect me in the morning?

You: I don't respect you now.

Her: Will I see you in the future?

You: If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.



Cheers!
 
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romangod said:
Her: Are you falling in love with me?

You: I'm fvcking you. ain't I?

Her: But do you respect me in the morning?

You: I don't respect you now.

Her: Will I see you in the future?

You: If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.



Cheers!

I LOL'd!
 

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That was a trap/sh1t test. She set you up right after sex when your mind is all cleared up and all you want to do is go to sleep or fvck again.

You realise once a woman asks you this question then it means that she is looking for a commitment, and if you don't want an LTR then all you can do now is just stall.

I would have looked her right in her eyes and say in the most suave way "stick with me and you will find out" and then give her a good kiss on her lips.

That should shut her up and buy you at least another two months.
 

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baurman said:
How would you usually respond to this? This girl asks me "Are you falling in love with me...?" I looked at her and I asked her the same question. Then she repeated the question and I was like "Nah.."
I only said that because obviously I am not going to say Yeah and probably scare her. But what should I have said? I felt like I was in a lose-lose situation no matter what I answered with.

Translation: "You seem to be getting alittle clingy and its turning me off..."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonGorgon said:
Translation: "You seem to be getting alittle clingy and its turning me off..."
Thats what I was thinking.

But it could have been one of those situations where she is trying to get him in a LTR.


Honestly I would have said something weird like "Moofahsa ain't never loved no ho!" in some cheezy rapper voice...rolled over and gone to sleep haha.
 
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