"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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she asked How many have you slept with...

Kineti[C]harm

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I do it with all girls I **** almost, atleast those I talk witha lot after ****ing or that I **** again.

My FBs even tell me which guys they like, which ones they want to hook up with, who they are ****ing else, how far they went with X and Y...

Depends on the girl, situation and what kind of guy you are.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cesare Cardinali

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I always use the line from Don Juan DeMarco:

"Besides you? One thousand, five hundred, and two".

and then smile and kiss the chick. She will know better than ask lame questions again.

If you have not slept with the chick then you should not even answer directly and instead throw some game at her to raise that buying temperature and get her thinking of you two as lovers... as follows: "how about we talk about this over breakfast in bed tomorrow morning. I'll tally it up while you're making the scrambled eggs. Deal?".

Never ever answer a chicks question with a direct; where's the fun in that?
 
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