"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Shaving legs & other body parts

Dilberto

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Colossus said:
No, but it does raise your self-absorbed potential lover of pen!s number.

HAHHAHAAAA.....that's hella funny!

.......took the words RIGHT outta my mouth!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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aliasguy

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I see these guys in my office all the time.

A couple of years ago, I thought, "Damn, there's a lot of guy guys coming through lately, with these shaved pubes/balls/everything."

I used to think it was a gay thing. Seems it's a lot of straight young guys are doing this. Seems pretty metrosexual to me, but, whatever...........

Times change.

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aliasguy

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I've got a gray patch in the middle of my chest. I look like a freakin' PONY.

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