"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Shaving legs & other body parts

Dilberto

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Colossus said:
No, but it does raise your self-absorbed potential lover of pen!s number.

HAHHAHAAAA.....that's hella funny!

.......took the words RIGHT outta my mouth!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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aliasguy

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I see these guys in my office all the time.

A couple of years ago, I thought, "Damn, there's a lot of guy guys coming through lately, with these shaved pubes/balls/everything."

I used to think it was a gay thing. Seems it's a lot of straight young guys are doing this. Seems pretty metrosexual to me, but, whatever...........

Times change.

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aliasguy

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I've got a gray patch in the middle of my chest. I look like a freakin' PONY.

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