"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Shaved pu*sy > unshaved pu*sy?

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ExcelNPrevail said:
I find that cat (p***y) type of humor to be really old. :down:
Anyway, I like them trimmed.
I totally agree ---> Not only cause it is extremely old, I never though it was funny to begin with... :eek:


But if you want an actual answer: I like it fully shaved but my favorite is the landing strip! :D
 

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Depends on what she has down there. For instance a lot of filipinas don't even have to shave *anywhere*, not even legs. So their little cute bush is well, cute. On the other hand I've seen some that look like someone is keeping a small mammal down there and that's just not pretty.

Over all visually I prefer a naturally small or else well trimmed bush. However I like licking that stuff and so really shaved is the way to go if you're gonna do more than look at it.
 

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Nothing wrong with trimming the hedges around the actual vag, but absolutely no pubic hair just looks gross. Unless there's no razor bumps etc. and the look suits her. A nice muff is sexy as hell.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Jesus said:
Nothing wrong with trimming the hedges around the actual vag, but absolutely no pubic hair just looks gross. Unless there's no razor bumps etc. and the look suits her. A nice muff is sexy as hell.
Nice smooth skin is not gross. Hair in mouth = nasty.
 

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Oh come on guys, don't ruin my experiment and make this thread what it appears to be^^ I just want to see how many views this gets.






P.S.: The joke IS good, especially when you are not from an english country, then it's NOT old :yes:
 

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Al Moh. said:
Oh come on guys, don't ruin my experiment and make this thread what it appears to be^^ I just want to see how many views this gets.






P.S.: The joke IS good, especially when you are not from an english country, then it's NOT old :yes:
PS, the 'joke' is so retarded it's not even a joke. Even Thai girls with atrocious English skills will merely put up with this sort of idiocy if they think you are good for a free drink or two.
 

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I like em cleanly shaved! :)

However, when it comes to animals, I believe shaving them is just a tad bit on the creepy side...That first kitty looked like an anemic gobblin
 

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I will not do hair. I'll screw a girl with hair but under no circumstances will I go down on a woman with hair. you get down there and your nose is all in pvssy hair. naw man i'm out on that.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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backbreaker said:
I will not do hair. I'll screw a girl with hair but under no circumstances will I go down on a woman with hair. you get down there and your nose is all in pvssy hair. naw man i'm out on that.
Well said, sir.
 

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I've never gone down on a girl with hair, but I'd be open to trying it for the hell of it.
 
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