"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shaved pu*sy > unshaved pu*sy?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ExcelNPrevail
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I find that cat (p***y) type of humor to be really old. 
Anyway, I like them trimmed.
Anyway, I like them trimmed.
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I totally agree ---> Not only cause it is extremely old, I never though it was funny to begin with...ExcelNPrevail said:I find that cat (p***y) type of humor to be really old.
Anyway, I like them trimmed.
But if you want an actual answer: I like it fully shaved but my favorite is the landing strip!
bigjohnson
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Depends on what she has down there. For instance a lot of filipinas don't even have to shave *anywhere*, not even legs. So their little cute bush is well, cute. On the other hand I've seen some that look like someone is keeping a small mammal down there and that's just not pretty.
Over all visually I prefer a naturally small or else well trimmed bush. However I like licking that stuff and so really shaved is the way to go if you're gonna do more than look at it.
Over all visually I prefer a naturally small or else well trimmed bush. However I like licking that stuff and so really shaved is the way to go if you're gonna do more than look at it.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
bigjohnson
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Nice smooth skin is not gross. Hair in mouth = nasty.Jesus said:
Oh come on guys, don't ruin my experiment and make this thread what it appears to be^^ I just want to see how many views this gets.
P.S.: The joke IS good, especially when you are not from an english country, then it's NOT old :yes:
P.S.: The joke IS good, especially when you are not from an english country, then it's NOT old :yes:
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PS, the 'joke' is so retarded it's not even a joke. Even Thai girls with atrocious English skills will merely put up with this sort of idiocy if they think you are good for a free drink or two.Al Moh. said:
CP3WOO
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I like em cleanly shaved!
However, when it comes to animals, I believe shaving them is just a tad bit on the creepy side...That first kitty looked like an anemic gobblin
However, when it comes to animals, I believe shaving them is just a tad bit on the creepy side...That first kitty looked like an anemic gobblin
backbreaker
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I will not do hair. I'll screw a girl with hair but under no circumstances will I go down on a woman with hair. you get down there and your nose is all in pvssy hair. naw man i'm out on that.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
oakraiderz2
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Well said, sir.backbreaker said: