Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I totally agree ---> Not only cause it is extremely old, I never though it was funny to begin with...ExcelNPrevail said:I find that cat (p***y) type of humor to be really old.
Anyway, I like them trimmed.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nice smooth skin is not gross. Hair in mouth = nasty.Jesus said:Nothing wrong with trimming the hedges around the actual vag, but absolutely no pubic hair just looks gross. Unless there's no razor bumps etc. and the look suits her. A nice muff is sexy as hell.
PS, the 'joke' is so retarded it's not even a joke. Even Thai girls with atrocious English skills will merely put up with this sort of idiocy if they think you are good for a free drink or two.Al Moh. said:Oh come on guys, don't ruin my experiment and make this thread what it appears to be^^ I just want to see how many views this gets.
P.S.: The joke IS good, especially when you are not from an english country, then it's NOT old :yes:
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Well said, sir.backbreaker said:I will not do hair. I'll screw a girl with hair but under no circumstances will I go down on a woman with hair. you get down there and your nose is all in pvssy hair. naw man i'm out on that.