"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Shaved myself, itchy like hell!

Lust

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The other night I decided to shave myself, because I was supposed to have a threesome in the morning.

Now, I didn't use any cream. Probably a bad idea, just used a normal facial razor. (Schick Quatro in fact)

The first day, wasn't too bad, I could sort of see it kinda red, but wasn't too bad.

The next 3 days, it's been getting worse. A lot more red dots/bumps have started to appear, it's become itchier. Though I think it's about as worse as it can get, it hasn't gotten any worse today, but hasn't gotten any better.

What the hell is it? Razorburn? How can I prevent it next time I shave? Would using shaving cream have been a better option? And how can I speed up the recovery process? It's really annoying me.

Thanks.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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There goes your threesome, pal.
 

Supremo

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You probably shaved up... that's how I get razor burn when shaving down under.

First of all, use shaving cream, or at least apply a ****load of soap when you're in the shower. Shave DOWN. It wont be as smooth, but it's enough to make the girl happy.

The Cure:
This is gonna sound gross, but bear with me.
First I got hydrocortizone cream and applied it all over the affected area.
This cleared it up a little.
Then, the next day, I got a needle and burned the tip then sterilized it with rubbing alcohol. And basically all I did was pop and sort of "pull" the ingrown razer burn hairs out from under my skin.
It's actually not too painful.
I repeated this process, (creme then needle) for like 3 days and it was pretty much cleared up.

My advice: DON'T SHAVE UP because you, like me, are obviously prone to razer burn
 

Lust

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Supremo said:
You probably shaved up... that's how I get razor burn when shaving down under.

First of all, use shaving cream, or at least apply a ****load of soap when you're in the shower. Shave DOWN. It wont be as smooth, but it's enough to make the girl happy.

The Cure:
This is gonna sound gross, but bear with me.
First I got hydrocortizone cream and applied it all over the affected area.
This cleared it up a little.
Then, the next day, I got a needle and burned the tip then sterilized it with rubbing alcohol. And basically all I did was pop and sort of "pull" the ingrown razer burn hairs out from under my skin.
It's actually not too painful.
I repeated this process, (creme then needle) for like 3 days and it was pretty much cleared up.

My advice: DON'T SHAVE UP because you, like me, are obviously prone to razer burn
You're right. It sounds gross.

But, I have nothing else, so I'll try that. Hydrocortizone cream? What's that? Can I get this at a normal drug store?

Thanks a lot mate, appreciate it.
 

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Or just use hair clippers to get a nice close (enough) shave. It removes the hair with out the itch afterwards. Not to mention clippers are less dangerous to use then a razor around ones johnthomas..
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yeah dude, shaving down there without shaving cream is HORRIBLE. I second the clippers idea
 

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if you dont want to shave down then shave upside down. just prop your body against the wall with your head on the ground and your feet in the air. then you can shave up and its the same as shaving down, since you are upside down.

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Lust said:
You're right. It sounds gross.

But, I have nothing else, so I'll try that. Hydrocortizone cream? What's that? Can I get this at a normal drug store?

Thanks a lot mate, appreciate it.
It's just an anti-itch cream with this stuff called "hydrocortizone" in it. It's found anywhere, even at your local grocery store.

Good luck man.
 
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