"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Shaved myself, itchy like hell!

Lust

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The other night I decided to shave myself, because I was supposed to have a threesome in the morning.

Now, I didn't use any cream. Probably a bad idea, just used a normal facial razor. (Schick Quatro in fact)

The first day, wasn't too bad, I could sort of see it kinda red, but wasn't too bad.

The next 3 days, it's been getting worse. A lot more red dots/bumps have started to appear, it's become itchier. Though I think it's about as worse as it can get, it hasn't gotten any worse today, but hasn't gotten any better.

What the hell is it? Razorburn? How can I prevent it next time I shave? Would using shaving cream have been a better option? And how can I speed up the recovery process? It's really annoying me.

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There goes your threesome, pal.
 

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You probably shaved up... that's how I get razor burn when shaving down under.

First of all, use shaving cream, or at least apply a ****load of soap when you're in the shower. Shave DOWN. It wont be as smooth, but it's enough to make the girl happy.

The Cure:
This is gonna sound gross, but bear with me.
First I got hydrocortizone cream and applied it all over the affected area.
This cleared it up a little.
Then, the next day, I got a needle and burned the tip then sterilized it with rubbing alcohol. And basically all I did was pop and sort of "pull" the ingrown razer burn hairs out from under my skin.
It's actually not too painful.
I repeated this process, (creme then needle) for like 3 days and it was pretty much cleared up.

My advice: DON'T SHAVE UP because you, like me, are obviously prone to razer burn
 

Lust

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Supremo said:
You probably shaved up... that's how I get razor burn when shaving down under.

First of all, use shaving cream, or at least apply a ****load of soap when you're in the shower. Shave DOWN. It wont be as smooth, but it's enough to make the girl happy.

The Cure:
This is gonna sound gross, but bear with me.
First I got hydrocortizone cream and applied it all over the affected area.
This cleared it up a little.
Then, the next day, I got a needle and burned the tip then sterilized it with rubbing alcohol. And basically all I did was pop and sort of "pull" the ingrown razer burn hairs out from under my skin.
It's actually not too painful.
I repeated this process, (creme then needle) for like 3 days and it was pretty much cleared up.

My advice: DON'T SHAVE UP because you, like me, are obviously prone to razer burn
You're right. It sounds gross.

But, I have nothing else, so I'll try that. Hydrocortizone cream? What's that? Can I get this at a normal drug store?

Thanks a lot mate, appreciate it.
 

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Or just use hair clippers to get a nice close (enough) shave. It removes the hair with out the itch afterwards. Not to mention clippers are less dangerous to use then a razor around ones johnthomas..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Yeah dude, shaving down there without shaving cream is HORRIBLE. I second the clippers idea
 

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if you dont want to shave down then shave upside down. just prop your body against the wall with your head on the ground and your feet in the air. then you can shave up and its the same as shaving down, since you are upside down.

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Lust said:
You're right. It sounds gross.

But, I have nothing else, so I'll try that. Hydrocortizone cream? What's that? Can I get this at a normal drug store?

Thanks a lot mate, appreciate it.
It's just an anti-itch cream with this stuff called "hydrocortizone" in it. It's found anywhere, even at your local grocery store.

Good luck man.
 
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