Share your crazy date stories

[diplomatic_lies]

I think I've finally recovered from getting a heavy tree branch in the head. I'm dating this outdoorsy girl, she's one of those hardcore hikers who thinks paths are for wusses.

Anyway I slipped off a small cliff (not a real cliff, just a little broken-off slope), grabbed a tree branch, then she fell & grabbed the same branch, I fell from the tree, and finally she fell onto me - and the tree branch went right on my head. Must've been 20lbs or something. Then we spent the night sleeping on the cold ground (my backpack ripped and I lost most of my gear).

Times like these, a quiet dinner and movie sounds like bliss.

 

[spider_007]

did she at least "take care of you"

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

One time I was tanning by myself at the beach in SoCal. I was about to leave when a group if mixed HBs and UGs came over by me. I ended up opening them and got an instadate with the hottest one (a petite Latina).

I was headed to the bar to shoot some pool so I invited her along.
On the drive over she starts telling me her story (I didn't ask.)

Turns out she had a kid in foster care, she just got out of a "half-way type house"/jail and was living on the streets. I was like DOH!!!!

At that point I just wanted to drop her off but couldn't bring myself to be rude. So we ended up playing a few games and having a few drinks. BTW, she was hot and wearing these SHORT shorts.

I was getting so horney. But there was no way I was going to hit it. Damn my luck.

When we were done I dropped her off at a taco stand and gave her $5 bucks to buy a burrito.

Worst part is when I let her use my cell to call her friend she got my number (friends caller ID) and she kept trying to call me for a long time.

WORST DATE EVER!!!

 

[ValleyDJing]

Why didn't you wanna screw her Teflon? Because she had a kid and went to prison? Just because she went to jail doesn't mean she lost her vagina or got herpes. And nobody said you had to be her kids daddy. lol!

 

[eminence]

maybe the part that she was living on the streets scared him off

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

maybe the part that she was living on the streets scared him off

BINGO!! I'm definatly not doing a homeless pu$$y.

Though one time I bought my boy a "homeless" hooker for his b-day as a joke. Funny thing is, he was about to hit it when a cop car pulled up outside because of the party was too loud and she took off. It was gross <shudder>

 

[diplomatic_lies]

did she at least "take care of you"

Nup, didn't even get laid - I spent the next day in hospital after getting repeating headaches and nausea. Lucky its nothing serious, or else it would've been my worst date ever.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Nup, didn't even get laid - I spent the next day in hospital after getting repeating headaches and nausea. Lucky its nothing serious, or else it would've been my worst date ever.

Well what was your worst date ever?

 

[ValleyDJing]

BINGO!! I'm definatly not doing a homeless pu$$y.

Though one time I bought my boy a "homeless" hooker for his b-day as a joke. Funny thing is, he was about to hit it when a cop car pulled up outside because of the party was too loud and she took off. It was gross <shudder>

So you're telling me she was a 9.5hb (hb meaning hobo)? :crackup: I wonder what she looked like cleaned up? :crackup:

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Well what was your worst date ever?

I don't really know, I've had so much bad dates. It might've been the crazy girl who wanted to spend the night in the cemetary and f*ck on top of a gravestone (I chickened out - not a big fan of 'experimenting').