"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Leporello

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Background: I'm working as an English teacher in Saigon. I have three regular girls and a couple more on the periphery. Getting decent viet girls into bed is hard work, but they make up for it by taking care of you.

Anyway, I teaches some classes with kids and some with late-teens/young adults. One of my adult classes is 14 girls and one guy. Today, one of them sent me this text message:

"Hello teacher im your student I have a truth that i want to tell u Do you have any girlfriend? Hope no coz i love you really Let me know your feelings"

Keep in mind I have no idea which girl sent me the message. I don't know how to find out which one (short of asking) or what to do if it turns out to be one of the hot ones. BUT, this class is ending in a week, so i don't have much chance to make things awkward in the classroom.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well, uh, what kind of legal and moral implications are there here? I'm not an expert in Vietnamese legalese (rhyme intended) but I wouldn't want to be shacked up in the Hanoi Hotel for some hanky panky in the jungle ...
 
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DarkShade said:
Well, uh, what kind of legal and moral implications are there here? I'm not an expert in Vietnamese legalese (rhyme intended) but I wouldn't want to be shacked up in the Hanoi Hotel for some hanky panky in the jungle ...
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The Vietnamese age of consent is 18 and the youngest girl in the class is 19. True, I might get fired.
 
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come on...do we really have to tell you this. don't shyt where you live bro. stop making excuses about why you can't pull viet tail and step your game up and go pull some viet tail. Do you say...I can't make 100 bucks because its too hard or do you find a way to make it? Winner or losers? Winners just work hard to win...losers make excuse about how hard it is.

Don't go for easy pickings and ruin your career.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Nah, it's all about the adventure. If she's hot then go for it. You know you want to :D Just reply to the text and ask who it is, and then ask her to meet you in a public place, just to make sure someone isn't f*cking with you. Remember, until you actually do screw her, you're probably not doing anything wrong that can cost you your job. But don't say anything via text that can hurt you if she showed someone else. Make her meet up or at least call you.
 
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I'd avoid it...

I doubt you'd get fired over it but the violating the teacher/student dynamic might be more taboo over in Vietnam (eastern countries tend to be more socially conservative). It certainly carries a degree of "whoa, that's odd" over here.
 
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I would just for the experience.

But it's probably not a good idea if you can get fired.
 
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