"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sh1t Fvck Motherfvck!!

Die Hard

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Just have to let out my frustration...

I recently got a new job and now I have to travel by train daily. I've been telling myself I must do cold approaches in the train and at the train station because it's a great meetingplace, filled with hundreds of women. So for the last couple of weeks, everytime I enter a train, I look for a seat next to/opposite to a HB. Until now, nothing has happened, the trains are mostly so crowded that I take a free seat when I see one, regardless of who's sitting next to me. But today I entered the train and sat down across from some some really horny chick. She was wearing tight pants with little openings at the side and a top which showed her tits very clearly. Her appearance was just very erotic... So when I sat down, she looked at me and our eyes locked, and stayed locked for several moments. She then showed a little sort of naughty smirk on her face and looked the other way. I thought to myself: "Okay, this is it. A few moments from now, I'm gonna open her, talk to her and get her number. Let's do this sh*t!!" Then I happened to look outside at the signs and discovered that I had mistakenly entered the wrong train! The correct train was gonna leave in a few minutes and I had to run to make it, so I quickly got up and left the train...

MAJOR F*CKING BUMMER!!!!!!!!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rofl
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Meh, I will get more chances. This just motivates me and proves the importance of the 'three second rule'. Come to think of it, if I had opened her straight after she gave me the look, I wouldn't have noticed that I was in the wrong train at all. That would've been nice circumstances for us to "bond" over haha. I could hold it against her ("This all happened because of you!") and she would feel sorry for me etc. etc.

I have to go to work again tomorrow :D. Every day provides new opportunities, there will be more horny ladies in the trains to prey on... Haha, from now on trains are my main hunting area!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It sounds to me like you made EC with a hooker. I could be wrong, though. At least the Universe sent you a pretty clear message that you shouldn't have messed with that chick, being on the wrong train and all.
 
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