Sh1t Fvck Motherfvck!!

[Die Hard]

Just have to let out my frustration...

I recently got a new job and now I have to travel by train daily. I've been telling myself I must do cold approaches in the train and at the train station because it's a great meetingplace, filled with hundreds of women. So for the last couple of weeks, everytime I enter a train, I look for a seat next to/opposite to a HB. Until now, nothing has happened, the trains are mostly so crowded that I take a free seat when I see one, regardless of who's sitting next to me. But today I entered the train and sat down across from some some really horny chick. She was wearing tight pants with little openings at the side and a top which showed her tits very clearly. Her appearance was just very erotic... So when I sat down, she looked at me and our eyes locked, and stayed locked for several moments. She then showed a little sort of naughty smirk on her face and looked the other way. I thought to myself: "Okay, this is it. A few moments from now, I'm gonna open her, talk to her and get her number. Let's do this sh*t!!" Then I happened to look outside at the signs and discovered that I had mistakenly entered the wrong train! The correct train was gonna leave in a few minutes and I had to run to make it, so I quickly got up and left the train...

MAJOR F*CKING BUMMER!!!!!!!!!!

 

[confident afc]

Holy **** dude, she's a demon

 

[Die Hard]

Rofl

 

[^__^]

You should have at least grabbed her tit before you left or something.

 

[omega05]

I would have just stayed on anyway. More trains come

 

[Die Hard]

Meh, I will get more chances. This just motivates me and proves the importance of the 'three second rule'. Come to think of it, if I had opened her straight after she gave me the look, I wouldn't have noticed that I was in the wrong train at all. That would've been nice circumstances for us to "bond" over haha. I could hold it against her ("This all happened because of you!") and she would feel sorry for me etc. etc.

I have to go to work again tomorrow . Every day provides new opportunities, there will be more horny ladies in the trains to prey on... Haha, from now on trains are my main hunting area!

 

[Alien]

You should have at least grabbed her tit before you left or something.

Thats it... :crackup:

 

[Nino-Tk]

haha lol what a bummer dude! You could have atleast said hi. But you will see another hotter one right quick.

 

[kingsam]

P U S S Y

you could have stayed on, took the chance, and got a later train...

 

[Mr.H]

Damn, that was funny... Unlucky dude!

 

[Just a Shot Away]

It sounds to me like you made EC with a hooker. I could be wrong, though. At least the Universe sent you a pretty clear message that you shouldn't have messed with that chick, being on the wrong train and all.