"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sh1t Fvck Motherfvck!!

Die Hard

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Just have to let out my frustration...

I recently got a new job and now I have to travel by train daily. I've been telling myself I must do cold approaches in the train and at the train station because it's a great meetingplace, filled with hundreds of women. So for the last couple of weeks, everytime I enter a train, I look for a seat next to/opposite to a HB. Until now, nothing has happened, the trains are mostly so crowded that I take a free seat when I see one, regardless of who's sitting next to me. But today I entered the train and sat down across from some some really horny chick. She was wearing tight pants with little openings at the side and a top which showed her tits very clearly. Her appearance was just very erotic... So when I sat down, she looked at me and our eyes locked, and stayed locked for several moments. She then showed a little sort of naughty smirk on her face and looked the other way. I thought to myself: "Okay, this is it. A few moments from now, I'm gonna open her, talk to her and get her number. Let's do this sh*t!!" Then I happened to look outside at the signs and discovered that I had mistakenly entered the wrong train! The correct train was gonna leave in a few minutes and I had to run to make it, so I quickly got up and left the train...

MAJOR F*CKING BUMMER!!!!!!!!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Rofl
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Meh, I will get more chances. This just motivates me and proves the importance of the 'three second rule'. Come to think of it, if I had opened her straight after she gave me the look, I wouldn't have noticed that I was in the wrong train at all. That would've been nice circumstances for us to "bond" over haha. I could hold it against her ("This all happened because of you!") and she would feel sorry for me etc. etc.

I have to go to work again tomorrow :D. Every day provides new opportunities, there will be more horny ladies in the trains to prey on... Haha, from now on trains are my main hunting area!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It sounds to me like you made EC with a hooker. I could be wrong, though. At least the Universe sent you a pretty clear message that you shouldn't have messed with that chick, being on the wrong train and all.
 
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