Sh!t tests, examples and how to disarm them?

[Cherokee]

I just wanna know if someone could help me recognise classic sh!t tests and how to disarm them properly. And if you can, the differences in disarming them when single and in a relationship, I'd really appreciate some of the pro's advice on this. Basically my only fault (as im in a relationship) is sometimes i get caught out in these tests and more than likely fail them...

For those who say sh!t tests don't exsist, thats bolloks, its women's evolutionary tactic for weeding out the weaker mean. :nono:

so basically, can someone make me so suave in my answering techniques?
I wanna learn also, through these tactics of disarming sh!t tests, how to keep that girl wanting to come back for more.

cheers.

 

[f283000]

The #1 sh!t test they use is them making you do stuff. Even them telling you to get them the pencil that fell down from her desk at you guy's history class is a test. She is testing to see if you are a nice little puppy willing to do what she tells you. Women are masters of the game. They are cold, manipulative creatures out to scope you out to see if you are alpha or wussy. They don't want to be leaders, they want to be lead. Are you a leader or a follower?

hb: can you get me my pencil?
hero: maybe next year

The above is the proper way to handle such situation and many other simple situations. You need to learn to incorporate the words MAYBE, MAYBE NEXT YEAR, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT into your vocabulary. Use them often with women when they are giving you commands.

scenario: you driving her around
hb: I think you should take the right way
hero: i'll think about it (as you keep on driving straight ahead ignoring her advice)

The moment you start doing what a woman tells you even if it's a polite, miniscule thing, she starts losing respect for you. Don't just blindly follow her commands, put some resistence. That way she knows you are no pushover and won't be making you do stuff in the future and she will know her place.

 

[cola]

Well basically a **** test is seeing if your really as manly a man as you claim.. So if your girlfriend gives you these on a regular basis and your failing it probably has transcende **** tests and she just flat out says whatever and does as she pleases.. Not sure if your situation is that drastic but.. here are some ****est examples:

Your friend john doe recently won tickets to a sold out nba playoff game.. you've never been to a playoff game. Your friend invites you.
Coiencidently your girlfriends family is having a lame-o function at her fossil of a grandmothers house. Which one do you go to.. hmm no brainer right?
You tell her you intend to attend the playoff game.. here comes the **** test..

Girlfriend: Whats more important? Am a priority..? Thats time you can spend with me
---> **** test now --> if you go we're not talking for a long time..

failing afc answer to **** test: Im sorry honey .. I didnt know it met so much to youill call john doe and cancel..

passing answer to **** test: look woman.. i had a life before you and ill have a life weather or not you choose to speak to me.. now im going to this game deal with it how you'll please.. ill tolerate no more discussion on the issue..


**** test example 2

Girlfriend: You know my ex boyfriend use to xxxxxxx you never xxxxxxx for me..

afc answer: im sorry honey i didnt know you liked that ill do it from now on..

passing don juan answer: woooah wooah woah.. stop right there.. i am not your ex boyfriend.. how dare you have the audacity to compare me to your ex boyfriend in my presense.. and furthermore if youd rather be with your ex boyfriend the door is to the left feel free to go to him..

just a few examples of real situations ive been in..
hope that helps good luck
keep us posted
-chris

 

[Scars]

Here's your answer: ...

SILENCE!

Just be completely non-reactive and start spinning more plates if one of them acts up.

 

[mackdaddy27]

The point is that if even if you win a good game like for example a lot of these products willl mimic the attractive qualities of an alpah, everything from the body language to the end game is a copy of this perosn.but the question is can we become this image for ever single minute of every interaction, of the day...the question is absolutely not..unless the core of you becomes the real thing. How do you become the real thing? You have to create the conditions internally for you to be come unstoppable.

 

[nismo-4]

Here's your answer: ...

SILENCE!

Just be completely non-reactive and start spinning more plates if one of them acts up.

Silence is 5x platinum in many sh*t tests, and her asking you to do small stuff is one of the many.

 

[Cherokee]

Cheers guys, I do recognise the smaller ones, I just don't wanna be in a situation where I see everything a chick throws at me as being a test. Cos then you start thinking too much, and we all know, too much thinking makes everything complicated.