"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There seems to be a lot of topics lately on sh!t tests.. I just wanted to share a few lines I've been using to easily negate them..

When a girl is being short with you.. or passive aggressive..

"Stop being boring!"

works all the time for me.. watch her be more cooperative. :]

when a girl is getting full of herself.. look her in the eyes and say..

"Do you know what happens to brats?"

when she replies with what, you say "They get spanked. :)" and then slap her on the ass... haha.

that one is golden.

Those are just a few I use.. I guess you could win a sh!t test by just ignoring it and acting unphased by it.. but I think addressing it and making a joke of it is a more interesting.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That was both informative and funny Scars. Well when they misbehave i pull thier hair, kidnap them via front piggyback ride and get the tickle monster on her. I always warn them, continue and your getting spanked. The Best part is that they secretly love it!
 
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haha real nice. i like those a lot, thanks

edit: i am definitely going to use the brat one this weekend
 
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How about when they are in a bad mood and its not your fault?

I'm using the freaking "stop being boring" one next time i see a girl actually being boring..
 
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