"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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There seems to be a lot of topics lately on sh!t tests.. I just wanted to share a few lines I've been using to easily negate them..

When a girl is being short with you.. or passive aggressive..

"Stop being boring!"

works all the time for me.. watch her be more cooperative. :]

when a girl is getting full of herself.. look her in the eyes and say..

"Do you know what happens to brats?"

when she replies with what, you say "They get spanked. :)" and then slap her on the ass... haha.

that one is golden.

Those are just a few I use.. I guess you could win a sh!t test by just ignoring it and acting unphased by it.. but I think addressing it and making a joke of it is a more interesting.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That was both informative and funny Scars. Well when they misbehave i pull thier hair, kidnap them via front piggyback ride and get the tickle monster on her. I always warn them, continue and your getting spanked. The Best part is that they secretly love it!
 
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haha real nice. i like those a lot, thanks

edit: i am definitely going to use the brat one this weekend
 
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How about when they are in a bad mood and its not your fault?

I'm using the freaking "stop being boring" one next time i see a girl actually being boring..
 
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