"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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There seems to be a lot of topics lately on sh!t tests.. I just wanted to share a few lines I've been using to easily negate them..

When a girl is being short with you.. or passive aggressive..

"Stop being boring!"

works all the time for me.. watch her be more cooperative. :]

when a girl is getting full of herself.. look her in the eyes and say..

"Do you know what happens to brats?"

when she replies with what, you say "They get spanked. :)" and then slap her on the ass... haha.

that one is golden.

Those are just a few I use.. I guess you could win a sh!t test by just ignoring it and acting unphased by it.. but I think addressing it and making a joke of it is a more interesting.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That was both informative and funny Scars. Well when they misbehave i pull thier hair, kidnap them via front piggyback ride and get the tickle monster on her. I always warn them, continue and your getting spanked. The Best part is that they secretly love it!
 
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haha real nice. i like those a lot, thanks

edit: i am definitely going to use the brat one this weekend
 
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How about when they are in a bad mood and its not your fault?

I'm using the freaking "stop being boring" one next time i see a girl actually being boring..
 
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