"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Roly said:
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Here is what you do. Take apart the computer into all of its pieces and pack it nicely in the closet.

When you get the urge to masturbate to porn.... "Where's the computer?"

"OOOOhhhhh. It's in packed in the closet and would take hours to put back together."

And by that time, the urge will stop.


That's what I am doing. It is working so far.

And for god's sake. WHO THE HELL SAID MASTURBATION IS HEALTHY? Seriouly now. Just cause some doctors say it decreases prostate cancer.

Well do you know WHY?

Because. It LOWERS TESTOSTERONE LEVELS. That's right. Lower testosterone in the prostate means less likely to become enlarged and lead to cancer. But guess what? The testosterone is lowered throughout the body. You jack off, you become a wussy. It's as simple as that.

If you're a health nut or extreemly paranoid you're going to get prostate cancer.... you can do the herbal remedy. Use a herb called "Saw Palmetto" It's supposed to help the prostate by lowering testosterone and a bunch of other stuff (don't ask me how it works, herbs are extreemly complex).

Now before you dundereads who don't understand science begin trying to flame this argument, realize that:

These studies are specualtion, there aren't many doctors who study "jacking off" for a living. So you can take your theories as this being absolute and shove it.​



Poster,

You have little discipline.
So you got two choices whether you want to see it or not:

1. Continue masturbating to some videos. Become a wussy. Never achieve your full potential. And you sure as hell won't be getting that hottie in the corner with that dazzling smile and that fine.........

OR.

2. Stop masturbating. Stop porn. Go out, exercise have fiery conversations, and hot, passionate, LOUD (imagination here) with hot *****es that have perky ***** and a fine ****** and YES OF COURSE THEY HAVE ******.

(yes, abstaining DOES have SO many positive effects like increased energy, libido, natural T-Game)



That's it. You can change what's not working or you can continue this way.

There is no third option.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm not completely quitting, its too hard. i used to have a little bit of a problem like this but i found as i kept myself busy with working i never have the time. i come home monday-friday and i'm too tired to want to jack off anyway. maybe once or twice in the weekend but thats it. i'm notseeing anyone at the moment but if i do and we get intimate i will not have to do that anymore(or at least hardly).
 
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OzyBoy said:
I'm not completely quitting, its too hard. i used to have a little bit of a problem like this but i found as i kept myself busy with working i never have the time. i come home monday-friday and i'm too tired to want to jack off anyway. maybe once or twice in the weekend but thats it. i'm notseeing anyone at the moment but if i do and we get intimate i will not have to do that anymore(or at least hardly).

Quitter.
 
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