"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Roly said:
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Here is what you do. Take apart the computer into all of its pieces and pack it nicely in the closet.

When you get the urge to masturbate to porn.... "Where's the computer?"

"OOOOhhhhh. It's in packed in the closet and would take hours to put back together."

And by that time, the urge will stop.


That's what I am doing. It is working so far.

And for god's sake. WHO THE HELL SAID MASTURBATION IS HEALTHY? Seriouly now. Just cause some doctors say it decreases prostate cancer.

Well do you know WHY?

Because. It LOWERS TESTOSTERONE LEVELS. That's right. Lower testosterone in the prostate means less likely to become enlarged and lead to cancer. But guess what? The testosterone is lowered throughout the body. You jack off, you become a wussy. It's as simple as that.

If you're a health nut or extreemly paranoid you're going to get prostate cancer.... you can do the herbal remedy. Use a herb called "Saw Palmetto" It's supposed to help the prostate by lowering testosterone and a bunch of other stuff (don't ask me how it works, herbs are extreemly complex).

Now before you dundereads who don't understand science begin trying to flame this argument, realize that:

These studies are specualtion, there aren't many doctors who study "jacking off" for a living. So you can take your theories as this being absolute and shove it.​



Poster,

You have little discipline.
So you got two choices whether you want to see it or not:

1. Continue masturbating to some videos. Become a wussy. Never achieve your full potential. And you sure as hell won't be getting that hottie in the corner with that dazzling smile and that fine.........

OR.

2. Stop masturbating. Stop porn. Go out, exercise have fiery conversations, and hot, passionate, LOUD (imagination here) with hot *****es that have perky ***** and a fine ****** and YES OF COURSE THEY HAVE ******.

(yes, abstaining DOES have SO many positive effects like increased energy, libido, natural T-Game)



That's it. You can change what's not working or you can continue this way.

There is no third option.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm not completely quitting, its too hard. i used to have a little bit of a problem like this but i found as i kept myself busy with working i never have the time. i come home monday-friday and i'm too tired to want to jack off anyway. maybe once or twice in the weekend but thats it. i'm notseeing anyone at the moment but if i do and we get intimate i will not have to do that anymore(or at least hardly).
 
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OzyBoy said:
I'm not completely quitting, its too hard. i used to have a little bit of a problem like this but i found as i kept myself busy with working i never have the time. i come home monday-friday and i'm too tired to want to jack off anyway. maybe once or twice in the weekend but thats it. i'm notseeing anyone at the moment but if i do and we get intimate i will not have to do that anymore(or at least hardly).

Quitter.
 
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