"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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I think if I were that dude, the next thing on my menu would be a .45 calibur round fired out of an H&K.
 

Skel

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Do you feel bad for him or do you think its his own fault? I mean I feel real bad for him but another part of me just thinks if someone gets this fat its their own lazy fault. But I feel guilty for wanting to spit at him because how do I know its not a disease or disorder.

Another part of me feels bad for whoever has to wipe his ass..
 
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