"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know this is probably old news but I was looking at VH1. They were showing this show "There's Something About Miriam". You guys probably alread know the run down. The Girl was really a guy.But this guy looks better then most females. I know I'm young and still learning but this confuses me. I mean they already kissed the girl umm guy rubbed him/her down. What do you do if you get tricked like that. I mean do you beat the feminine guy up or what:confused: :confused: :confused:. I just don't know what to think on this one. Usually I can come up with my own solutions but I need some wisdom on this one. Disclamer: I never had sex with a man I hope,I can tell the difference between a man and a women but it can be tricky.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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lebRambo

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Chosen1 said:
I can tell the difference between a man and a women but it can be tricky.
in that case, don't ever go to thailand.
 

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I don't know if you've read Tucker Max's website before but there's a story where a guy's telling him about transsexuals who pass off easily as women, and most guys never find out the difference...even in bed. I wouldn't say this would be as big of an issue in Iowa as it would be in say, Miami. I don't know if all that is 100% true but nevertheless it's something that's gonna be in the back of your head all the time.
 

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What's tricky about it? If you discover a penis, then there's a good chance he's a man.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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heavens forbid i be confused !!!!
 

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Vypros said:
What's tricky about it? If you discover a penis, then there's a good chance he's a man.
what if he cut it off?
 
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beat the chit out of the fag, then punch his face so hard so that he will look like a monster and wont ever trick guys.

thats what the fag gets for trying to trick me
 

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I'm just confused as to what you do next. If nobody knows do you keep hitting it or what. I would get mad and plot something.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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mr_elor said:
Calm down mate. Look, whatever bad experiences you've had, there are people you can talk to.
yeah right, if a fag disguises and trick you into fukin him i dont think you would be calmed when you touch a pee pee lol

nothing had happened to me, im just saying in case...

thats what the dude did in niptuck.
 

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What's wrong with you fags? What's all this obsession with chicks with d**ks? Do you guys really, really want c**k but you're too scared to go with guys? I'm sure there are forums you can go to and talk to people who will understand you.

Seriously, people keep bringing this up and making new threads every other day or something, and people keep discussing it!
 

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wolf116 said:
what if he cut it off?
Oh, comn. 9 times out of ten it's PAINFULLY obvious that it's a man. Hell, all you have to do is start paying attention. Big clue is the Adam's apple. There's no mistaking that. Also, they can't quite get the "girly" voice down.

If you find yourself with a man that you thought was a woman, then perhaps it's time for you to either upgrade your standards on women or take an introspective look at your sexuality.
 

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If you find yourself with a man that you thought was a woman, then perhaps it's time for you to either upgrade your standards on women or take an introspective look at your sexuality.
lol
 

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Some of the SEA lady-boys can be pretty deceptive, but in the US it's generally painfully obvious who was born with wedding tackle and who wasn't.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gonna rip off LMS here:

"Say NO to Ho's and Ho-mo's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

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Consider that 99% of all TS are quite obvious in looking like a man in disguise, you have better luck of winning the lotto then letting one fool you.

Heck if one fools you it would be probably your own fault either from being wasted or doing E.
 

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IsiMan84 said:
I don't know if you've read Tucker Max's website before but there's a story where a guy's telling him about transsexuals who pass off easily as women, and most guys never find out the difference...even in bed. I wouldn't say this would be as big of an issue in Iowa as it would be in say, Miami. I don't know if all that is 100% true but nevertheless it's something that's gonna be in the back of your head all the time.


Damn you going to Iowa State Univ. too?

Didn't know anyone here was from Iowa like me :D!
 

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DJDamage said:
Consider that 99% of all TS are quite obvious in looking like a man in disguise ...
I'm betting you never been to Thailand.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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