"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sex question

cuzza

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Hey...
Bit of a weird question, but wondering all the same.

What's like the standard etiquette on cumming? Say, both when wearing a condom and when not.

Like, you don't just whip it out and *** on her foot or something.

Not sure if I'm making my question clear, but w/e... we'll see, lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Drewskie

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Honestly man, it's not that difficult. Either way, when you feel like you're going to nut, tell her, in way you find suitible. Just say something along the lines of, where do you want to me come, or can I come on your........ If you wearing a jimmy hat, it feels better to keep it in her when you're cumming, but you should still let her know.
 

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Please don't ask her where she wants you to cvm.

Believe it or not, women watch porno too (at least sexually active women) and probably brag to their girlfriends about how they got shot in the eye and couldn't see straight for days.

First of all, PLEASE don't cvm in her.. I don't care if she's on birth control, you know the repercussions of this.

Now that that's cleared up, aim high and to the sky for maximum downward velocity right into the eye.

Once you get good at it, you'll be placing those mortars exactly where you want them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Colossus

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^^^ :crackup:


Well when I was just dating chicks or having casual sex, I'd usually tell them I was going to bust and then cvm on her boobs or stomach. NEVER would I go inside, condom or not. Every once in a while I'd get a chic who would take it in her mouth when I was ready....amazing.

Now, with a gf, I just pull out and go on her. Sometimes I just go in a towel so she doesn't have to shower every time. I almost always clean my tool after use, though.
 

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Why not inside her?

If you are using a condom or if she is taking the pill
 

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Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
 

Colossus

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Exactly.

It feels great, but going inside just makes me uneasy. And I've had past girlfriends tell me they were "on" the pill when they hadn't taken it in a week!!
 

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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YogurtSlinger

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San Jose California said:
nice I'm doing that
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nevermind I'm doing that
That's pretty talented to do that and type at the same time. Most people on here can't spell right and there not even having sex at the same time.
 

Pie in the Sky

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Sofomore said:
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.

Condoms have about a 16% failure rate, but 14% of that is alcohol related. In other words, if you use a condom correctly it is 98% effective.
 
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