"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Sex question

cuzza

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Hey...
Bit of a weird question, but wondering all the same.

What's like the standard etiquette on cumming? Say, both when wearing a condom and when not.

Like, you don't just whip it out and *** on her foot or something.

Not sure if I'm making my question clear, but w/e... we'll see, lol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Drewskie

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Honestly man, it's not that difficult. Either way, when you feel like you're going to nut, tell her, in way you find suitible. Just say something along the lines of, where do you want to me come, or can I come on your........ If you wearing a jimmy hat, it feels better to keep it in her when you're cumming, but you should still let her know.
 

WC2

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Please don't ask her where she wants you to cvm.

Believe it or not, women watch porno too (at least sexually active women) and probably brag to their girlfriends about how they got shot in the eye and couldn't see straight for days.

First of all, PLEASE don't cvm in her.. I don't care if she's on birth control, you know the repercussions of this.

Now that that's cleared up, aim high and to the sky for maximum downward velocity right into the eye.

Once you get good at it, you'll be placing those mortars exactly where you want them.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Colossus

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^^^ :crackup:


Well when I was just dating chicks or having casual sex, I'd usually tell them I was going to bust and then cvm on her boobs or stomach. NEVER would I go inside, condom or not. Every once in a while I'd get a chic who would take it in her mouth when I was ready....amazing.

Now, with a gf, I just pull out and go on her. Sometimes I just go in a towel so she doesn't have to shower every time. I almost always clean my tool after use, though.
 

Ilovewoman

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Why not inside her?

If you are using a condom or if she is taking the pill
 

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Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
 

Colossus

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Exactly.

It feels great, but going inside just makes me uneasy. And I've had past girlfriends tell me they were "on" the pill when they hadn't taken it in a week!!
 

Sofomore

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WaterTiger said:
Condoms are only 75-80% effective. And unless you SAW her take the pill, how do you know she did?
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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YogurtSlinger

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San Jose California said:
nice I'm doing that
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nevermind I'm doing that
That's pretty talented to do that and type at the same time. Most people on here can't spell right and there not even having sex at the same time.
 

Pie in the Sky

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Sofomore said:
Nice random statistic you made up.

"When used correctly, a male condom is about 98 per cent effective. This means that only about 2 in every 100 women would get pregnant in the course of a year."

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/condoms.htm

Just wear a condom and you are fine.

Condoms have about a 16% failure rate, but 14% of that is alcohol related. In other words, if you use a condom correctly it is 98% effective.
 
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