"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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mecca411

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So, my girl and I only recently started having sex. It's great, but the problem is that she starts to rip towards the back of her p*ssy just inside the entrance. We've had to stop because she ended up with a burning sensation and then it started to cause her some pain. At first we thought it was the latex condoms, so we changed to polyurethane, but....same thing happens. What could it be? She says that I'm maybe a bit too big for her right now(she hadn't had sex for awhile), but I wouldn't say that it's SUPER tight. Anyway, shouldn't it stretch to fit me(about 8 inches and about 6 or so around)? What's the solution here? Thanks.

M.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sounds like you need to get penile reduction. Sorry, but half a foot in diameter is just abnormal... that's like a fist or two put together. Go to a doctor, in the meantime buy her a normal-width vibrator. :p
 

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huh? I've heard that the average is 4.5" around. 6" around isn't huge.
 

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Oops, I was thinking of diameter and not girth (circumference). Average diameter amongst Caucasians is 1.5", average girth is 4.84". (Click for source) Sounds like she might have a tilted uterus. One of my ex's had the same problem you described... has she been to a doctor about it?
 

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NO, and it's never been a problem in the past. we just figured that she was allergic to the condoms, but that doesnt seem to be the case either. I wonder what it could be? It's not within the vagina that's the problem...it's the outer part towards the anus. Any ideas?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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her physician would be a good place to start
 
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4.5 is the average LENGTH. 6-inches in diameter? No. thats thickcer than a 2-liter bottle of soda.
 
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