Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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So, my girl and I only recently started having sex. It's great, but the problem is that she starts to rip towards the back of her p*ssy just inside the entrance. We've had to stop because she ended up with a burning sensation and then it started to cause her some pain. At first we thought it was the latex condoms, so we changed to polyurethane, but....same thing happens. What could it be? She says that I'm maybe a bit too big for her right now(she hadn't had sex for awhile), but I wouldn't say that it's SUPER tight. Anyway, shouldn't it stretch to fit me(about 8 inches and about 6 or so around)? What's the solution here? Thanks.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sounds like you need to get penile reduction. Sorry, but half a foot in diameter is just abnormal... that's like a fist or two put together. Go to a doctor, in the meantime buy her a normal-width vibrator. :p
 
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huh? I've heard that the average is 4.5" around. 6" around isn't huge.
 
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Oops, I was thinking of diameter and not girth (circumference). Average diameter amongst Caucasians is 1.5", average girth is 4.84". (Click for source) Sounds like she might have a tilted uterus. One of my ex's had the same problem you described... has she been to a doctor about it?
 
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NO, and it's never been a problem in the past. we just figured that she was allergic to the condoms, but that doesnt seem to be the case either. I wonder what it could be? It's not within the vagina that's the problem...it's the outer part towards the anus. Any ideas?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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her physician would be a good place to start
 
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4.5 is the average LENGTH. 6-inches in diameter? No. thats thickcer than a 2-liter bottle of soda.
 
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