"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sex problem

RickHunt

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I have an issue regarding sex. First couple times I've tried to have sex with my girl I couldn't get hard, probably due to nerves. A while after she gave me head and I was able to get an erection. Not tried having sex since. I want to be able to last a decent amount of time if I can get hard. Is it safe to assume I'll be able to get hard with her now since I have once? I've been considering condoms with some numbing agent to help me last longer, but don't want this to kill my boner if i manage to get one. Without it I think I'll bust too fast. Is just a condom enough to reduce sensitivity without killing my erection? Would drinking a few beers before also make me last longer and reduce nerves? Thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dgwizdal

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Few beers and a viagra or those d!ck pills you get from the gas station. Don't be afraid to take them - your d!ck will get hard a soon as she touches you and you'll last forever.

Edit: dude you posted the same question a month ago. Did you take my advice or not.
 
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