"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SEX PROBLEM! Losing erection during sex, what to do?

matygee

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Hey dudes I have a question, me and my girl see each other a minimum 3 times a week (Sometimes up to 5 days a week). She usually stays over on weekends. When we do see each other we see have sex a minimum 3-4 times. But I'm beginning to see a trend with my ****, sometimes I think its being overworked. :crackup: I mean there comes a point where I find it hard to keep the erection up during sex, or after the 4th or 5th round I just find it harder to get up. She usually gives me a blowjow to bring my weener back to life, but she has complained a little and it bothers me. She always says whats wrong with your ****, and even though she gives me *******s she dosent neccessairly like to. Even though she still does :crackup:

anyway is there any way to alleviate maybe help this problem besides cooling down on the sex? I eat healthy and I workout 4 days a week so it isn't my health + I'm 18.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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mintxx

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- do a search
- don't beat off or look at porn at all
- drink plenty of fluids, do cardio at least twice a week
- going at it 20 times a week is too much.
- if she complaints, just comment on that and don't let her blow you, stop fvcking her for a while so you can recover, tell her she's putting pressure on you
- get some viagra samples from your gp, get a razor and cut the tab into 2 or 3 mini doses, this will stop you going soft when you're tired
- apart from this, it's all in your head, so relax and focus on tits and forget that it has gone soft in the past.
 

ryannath

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Wow, 20 plus times a week. You fvck more than a porn star. Incredible. No wonder why you can't get it up.
 

Dannyrt34

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That is your penis telling you he's tired. Have some respect for your penis.

What's with all the penis questions guys?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJStrawberry

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5th round? Way to hang in there champ:box: ...Don't even think about viagra..my dad is a doc and I've come up on some viagra randomly laying around the house..Being the experimentalist that I am , I've used it before and would not have used had I known the dangers (Actually i probably still would have but I'm stupid). Luckily , the only side effect I got was a massive splitting headache. Anyways, tell your girl to quit *****ing cause most guys are one round and done. She's used to classic heavy weight bouts cause you spoiled her with them.
 

mintxx

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I'm not saying go drop a whole tab, but if the other stuff fails, that measure will at least break a cycle of performance anxiety in the short term.
 
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