"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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rapsta

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have anyone tried stuff like those cremes and sprays that help you last longer during sex without getting an orgasm?
do they really work?
and spanish fly.. does it really turn one on that much?
thanks for replys.. im just curious =)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Austin Allegro

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Spanish fly and pheromone sprays etc are 'snake oil'. You might as well spray pig's p1ss on you for all the good it would do.

'Delay' sprays are really just local anaesthetics. They can work (I've only tried a couple of times) but they tend to 'freeze' your knob which could affect performance.

Best way to last longer is to work on the PC muscles in your groin until you can hold off for as long as you like.
 

rapsta

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hmm im from sweden so take it easy with the language, i don't get all that hehe.
but lemme see if i got you right, spanish fly don't work right? so if u put some spanish fly in a drink, you won't feel anything?

and, whats anaesthetics? what do u mean it freezes your knob? whats a knob? and how could it affect one's performance? can't u get hard or what?

and how should i work on my pc muscles? do u got any exercises or anything like that? alright thanks austin..
 

Don_Marko

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Austin, have you actually worked out PC muscles for a while? What are the results? Do you have more intense orgasms since you hold out longer?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hollowpoint

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You have more "control."
Harder longer erections.
More distance, if you know what I mean.
Better orgasms.

And tell her to do the same, she'll orgasm faster and much harder.
And get her to flex while you are inside her, feels great.
 
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