"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WhitePimp

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Alright, I have this hot 24 year old chick I've been banging. She just got her masters degree and let me pop her anal cherry. She's cool as sh!t. But she will not let me bang her without a condom (I respect this).

My problem is that no matter how 'hard' I try, I cannot ever cvm with a condom on. She doesn't want to use the pill because it messes with her hormones and 'hurts' according to her. I'm really into her and love banging the hell out of her but occasionally I'd like to bust a nut naturally.

Any suggestions here? I've tried every conceivable way to try and convince her to let me nail her bareback but she's just not letting me in.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Warrior74

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According to porn, your suppose to come in her mouth. Standard Procedure. :rock:
 

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WhitePimp said:
But she will not let me bang her without a condom (I respect this).
WhitePimp said:
I've tried every conceivable way to try and convince her to let me nail her bareback but she's just not letting me in.
Um, clearly you DON'T respect her choice. Is it so selfish that she doesn't want to catch AIDS or get pregnant?

Just use a sensi-thin condom, or take a page from porn: shag the hell out of her, then have her blow you or something to get you off. It's not rocket science.
 

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hansol said:
Um, clearly you DON'T respect her choice. Is it so selfish that she doesn't want to catch AIDS or get pregnant?

Just use a sensi-thin condom, or take a page from porn: shag the hell out of her, then have her blow you or something to get you off. It's not rocket science.
Having her blow you doesn't always work after wearing a condom...especially if you get one of the latex ones with spermicide. She isn't going to want that crap in her mouth.

What about one of those Trojan fire-n-ice deals or something?
 

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squirrels said:
Having her blow you doesn't always work after wearing a condom...especially if you get one of the latex ones with spermicide. She isn't going to want that crap in her mouth.

What about one of those Trojan fire-n-ice deals or something?
lol true, I didn't think about that one. I've never used the spermicide kind, but I've never had an issue when it came to using the various other types. Guess I've been lucky :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Face it, her IL is not high. If she was into you she would let you do it.
 

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Dear Bluntmaster,
Have you thought,she might be protecting him?
 

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SO, you want to knock her up and pay for it for 18 years[child support]?She's doing you a favor and you aren't bright enough to realize it. MOST women would agree to it in an attempt to trap you into marriage
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sodbuster said:
SO, you want to knock her up and pay for it for 18 years[child support]?She's doing you a favor and you aren't bright enough to realize it. MOST women would agree to it in an attempt to trap you into marriage

Exactly. Most women would do it because they are so into you they would be glad to let you raw dog.

Her refusal means she doesn't want him to knock her up. She is probably getting raw dogged by her A guy.
 

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Ice882 said:

I'm not bitter. I banged my girl raw last night. It was stupid as hell and now I'm a little worried, but I didn't bust in her. I didn't bust at all so I doubt she is preggo.

I'm just stating the truth. Would she tell Brad Pitt he can't bust in her?

Do you find reality is bitter? Too bad for you.
 

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Bluntmaster said:
I'm not bitter. I banged my girl raw last night. It was stupid as hell and now I'm a little worried, but I didn't bust in her. I didn't bust at all so I doubt she is preggo.

I'm just stating the truth. Would she tell Brad Pitt he can't bust in her?

Do you find reality is bitter? Too bad for you.
This won't make you feel better, but it takes just one little accidental dribble...pre-*** or whatever, and then presto! a little Bluntminor on your hands..
 

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Guess you're gonna have to wait till marriage champ. Or, find a sluvt who will let you shoot anywhere. Life is not like pornos.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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WhitePimp said:
Alright, I have this hot 24 year old chick I've been banging. She just got her masters degree and let me pop her anal cherry. She's cool as sh!t. But she will not let me bang her without a condom (I respect this).

My problem is that no matter how 'hard' I try, I cannot ever cvm with a condom on. She doesn't want to use the pill because it messes with her hormones and 'hurts' according to her. I'm really into her and love banging the hell out of her but occasionally I'd like to bust a nut naturally.

Any suggestions here? I've tried every conceivable way to try and convince her to let me nail her bareback but she's just not letting me in.
Smart girl... Its scary how many girls are cool w/ barebacking. I'm not a huge fan of condoms either, but the only place you probably shouldn't be using a condom is in a committed monogamous exclusive relationship. Back when I was a whoore I had psychological issues w/ busting a nut in a girl, even w/ a condom, as I was deathly scared of getting a bizatch pregnant. I'd always finish ON her rather than IN her. Girls were totally cool with this.

So just whip it out when you're ready to finish and unload on her face. Just avoid getting it in her eyes! :D
 

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Bluntmaster said:
Her refusal means she doesn't want him to knock her up. She is probably getting raw dogged by her A guy.
Her refusal might be due to a number of reasons. Drawing a conclusion like this, and insisting on it as if it's a fact is just "bitter" as has been pointed out to you.

Yes, she might insist on condoms even if she were to sleep with Brad Pitt, you have incomplete information and your argument here is really weak.
 

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Zunder said:
This won't make you feel better, but it takes just one little accidental dribble...pre-*** or whatever, and then presto! a little Bluntminor on your hands..

Yes I know it's still possible. It was close to her ovulating time too and she is religious and won't even consider taking the morning after pill.

Oh well it will be daddy time then.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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