"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sex is not a bargaining chip.

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Sex isn't something a woman gives a man, or a man gives a woman. Sex is a shared thing and any woman who tries to use it to bargain with you (or rather exploit you) should HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A man doesn't give her sex, but he does give her the DONG . . . dong chop smack ping powussy slap squirt :D
 

HolyG

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Sounds like you're talking from experience/recent events. Haha
 

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If only that were true.

A female's biggest asset is her pu$$y. At least in the dating realm. She can giveth, and she can take it away. If she isn't happy and willing to give it to you, then its not gonna happen. Not without the cops knocking down your door with charges of rape.

That's why its our job to get the girl comfortable and happy, and HORNY, so she'll give it up. Then you have the power.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah I am talking from recent events. When they get bored with you, they move you into the used up d1ck category and move on to the new fresh meat. Conquest after sexual conquest. Never expect the young ones to stick around guys.
 

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So don't date them...move on, like they do.


SPIN MORE PLATES.

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Bro you can spin plates all fvckin day but if you're spinnin em you're not eatin off em.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hmmm sounds like bitterness. I actually think men have the power, if we don't want them and don't get hard there is nothing they can do, nothing. I used this alot with girls that don't wanna go down..I was like "get me up, cmon girl stop playin" and even if it already was up i would be like "nah, i'm only semi, put your throat to good use". lmao.
 
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