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Don Juan
Congratulations son, you've earned your Red Wing. :cheer:Originally posted by Hunchback
I once went down on a girl on her period.
I don't talk about that though.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Congratulations son, you've earned your Red Wing. :cheer:Originally posted by Hunchback
I once went down on a girl on her period.
I don't talk about that though.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
good callOriginally posted by mrRuckus
Ok then when she comes over tonight i'm just gonna tell her i don't want to have sex.
I'm not gonna be her lap dog who sits around for a week waiting for the sex train to pull back in right on her schedule.
She can respect MY wishes too.
That would be the Brown Wing.:crackup:Originally posted by Mojo604
Anal?
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Which one of your high school buddies told you that works?Originally posted by benassi
"HEY YOU, GET DOWN ND SUCK IT" works, cuz I say that to girls who aren't even my gf's and it works :woo: Good luck!
No, i said i would do it near the end but not the first couple days (well, depending how heavy), but she won't do it till it's 100% cleared up. She's the horniest gf i've ever had too and none of my other gfs ever balked at not doing it. She goes as far as rushing right over yelling "do me!" as soon as it's done.Originally posted by benassi
You did say you do it in the last day or 2 of the period so the blood flow should not be too heavy, so I guess that's a lot better than the first day lol.
yep. but where i live it's legal and i'm not with her anymore cause i decided young girls sh|t me. so stfu you period fuker. go dip ya knob in blood.Originally posted by mrRuckus
Aren't you the one posting about having sex with 16 yo little girls?
Originally posted by chance
yep. but where i live it's legal and i'm not with her anymore cause i decided young girls **** me. so stfu you period fuker. go dip ya knob in blood.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
no? i'm not into sex with 5 year old boys. where did that come from? you need help my friend.Originally posted by mrRuckus
If it were legal to have sex with 5 year old boys would you?
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.