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Don Juan
Congratulations son, you've earned your Red Wing. :cheer:Originally posted by Hunchback
I once went down on a girl on her period.
I don't talk about that though.
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Congratulations son, you've earned your Red Wing. :cheer:Originally posted by Hunchback
I once went down on a girl on her period.
I don't talk about that though.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
good callOriginally posted by mrRuckus
Ok then when she comes over tonight i'm just gonna tell her i don't want to have sex.
I'm not gonna be her lap dog who sits around for a week waiting for the sex train to pull back in right on her schedule.
She can respect MY wishes too.
That would be the Brown Wing.:crackup:Originally posted by Mojo604
Anal?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Which one of your high school buddies told you that works?Originally posted by benassi
"HEY YOU, GET DOWN ND SUCK IT" works, cuz I say that to girls who aren't even my gf's and it works :woo: Good luck!
No, i said i would do it near the end but not the first couple days (well, depending how heavy), but she won't do it till it's 100% cleared up. She's the horniest gf i've ever had too and none of my other gfs ever balked at not doing it. She goes as far as rushing right over yelling "do me!" as soon as it's done.Originally posted by benassi
You did say you do it in the last day or 2 of the period so the blood flow should not be too heavy, so I guess that's a lot better than the first day lol.
yep. but where i live it's legal and i'm not with her anymore cause i decided young girls sh|t me. so stfu you period fuker. go dip ya knob in blood.Originally posted by mrRuckus
Aren't you the one posting about having sex with 16 yo little girls?
Originally posted by chance
yep. but where i live it's legal and i'm not with her anymore cause i decided young girls **** me. so stfu you period fuker. go dip ya knob in blood.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
no? i'm not into sex with 5 year old boys. where did that come from? you need help my friend.Originally posted by mrRuckus
If it were legal to have sex with 5 year old boys would you?
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.