"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Severe clash with one of my roommates. Help.

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Since moving out of my house, I'm living with three other guys. I've known two of them for about 6 years and one for only a few months.

I moved in while two of the roommates were in Iraq and they've since come back. I was never supposed to stay here, but it just has sort of worked out like that. I pay rent and do chores and all, so it's really just a matter of convenience for everyone involved.

I get along great with the two I've known for years, but the guy I've only just met and I really f ucking hate each other.

He made me give him my key last night (he was made because he didn't know I had one, "someone took his", he'd never made a copy of his, and the door was locked yesterday while no one was home). And I was on the phone taking a message from someone when he busts in and starts barking at me.

He asks me who's on the phone and I tell him to hold on a minute. He tells me that if I ever talk to him like that again, he'll throw me out.

So... how the f uck am I supposed to live with this ass hole?

I'd love some advice.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Get hold of a Chainsaw and when he's sleeping at night, enter his room and start it up and slowly walk toward him.. [I may be joking about this, I certainly don't condone it]

There's not a lot you can do since you're not supposed to be there. Either try to have a proper talk with the guy and explain your circumstances to him to try and get him on-side or failing that make him think you're a total psycho who he shouldn't mess with.

The Muscly Jerk
 
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Macca

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Seems like the cvnt was waiting for an oppurtunity to have a pop at you! Move out! Or get him to move out - either way something has to give...
 
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First, bring this up with the other two roomates, then all of you guys arrange a talk with teh 3rd dude. Let him know that the way he acted with unacceptable, and have your friends back you up. If you're friends don't back you up. . ..get outta there.
 
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Yeah there is no use doing nething prematurely. As my friends above adviced u, first speak wid the other 2 guys abt this and then over a cup of coffee u all (include him too) can talk abt it like matured individuals . but also make sure u do this casually and dont show any signs of aggression.

u never know this **** is probably looking for a reason to start a fight wid u or he is just like tht.
Best of luck. if it doesnt work out u can always move out or show tht **** the door.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Buy an AK47, Dress up like a muslim extremist, tape some wires to your chest, and barge in screaming while he's asleep. Scare his ass to death.

You said he was in Iraq right?
 
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Thugo said:
Buy an AK47, Dress up like a muslim extremist, tape some wires to your chest, and barge in screaming while he's asleep. Scare his ass to death.

You said he was in Iraq right?
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dude, thats not even funny
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ur cool bro, but it was funny so you better laugh, dont take it so personal man
 
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IF u come back.
 
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thats real nice bro
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The fact that the dude was in Iraq could explain his attitude, depending on what he has seen and experienced while there.
 
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