"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Set up a date with a girl tonight and forgot its Halloween...Fvck!!!!

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alright......what do i do???? set up a date with a girl visiting from out of the country for "Saturday"....totally slipped my mind that Saturday is the 31st!!! its halloween!!! son of a b!tch. i was just gonna take her out to dinner and then a club....she really wants to go out with me tonight....what should I do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Get a costume and go out for a non-dinner night? Sounds simple enough!
 
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If she would rather go out with you, than do halloween party night, than thats a HUGE ioi.
 
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dammit...i i think i might buy a costume and leave it in the back of my ride just incase....
 
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lol this is not an issue. First of all, you said she's from out of country right? So tell her you want to take her out to experience a real "American" halloween. Trust me, i've lived in several countries, and just about everyone knows about our halloween and loves it. So tell her to dress up in something, tell her it doesn't matter what as long as she looks hotter than everyone else, and then take her to a club or a halloween party. if you can get her to go with you, then your basically guaranteed a good time.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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alright **** it im gonna buy a costume on my way to where she's staying, just incase
 
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