"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Senior Pranks... any ideas?

mpimpin

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Hey guys!
It's My senior year and so far its off to a great start. Last night we had the traditional rolling of the Senior tree at my school. I was just wondering If any of you know of any good senior pranks or have any stories to share on the subject. nothing to outrageously illegal!!! :cool:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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lock the teachers out! HAAHHAH REBELLIOUS! ... jk thats lame

Park all the seniors cars... make them all block the entrances of the school... not just one thin layer of cars... make 5 layers like bricks... then park your cars in front of the school.. like in front of the school... if theres concrete.

and the senior tree.... dunno.. we dont have that.. you could always **** it up and cut off all the leaves and branches.. so it looks funny....

or.. have a big plan for everyone to take a **** in the cafeteria floor during lunch at the same time and run!!! "If we all do it... We will never get caught!!!" i don;t know. i suggested that plan as a joke at school. anyways
 

mpimpin

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i like the car idea. Yeah I suggested we cut down the tree at the end of the year. It's not a big tree or anything and I'm the last class to graduate from my highschool. They are combining our rival schools next year... stupid decision but anyways.... the whole lunchroom thing.. .umm.. kinda funny ... but not so sure bout that one ... But ur right about the whole sticking together thing. I brought that up last night when we all went to roll the tree. Our schools cop was there guarding it so we all rode around making him mad Then went to his house and rolled his house. He left the school and went to his house and we went back and rolled the tree. Fun times! ;)
 

Brian20o2

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We are prolly gonna grease up 3 pigs and let them loose during lunch with the numbers '1', '2' and '4' So they think one is hiding in the school.
 

penkitten

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the pig joke and the parking the cars joke are both funny.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sactown1

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super glue all the locks in the school, thats what me and my friends did our senior year
 
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