"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Senior Pranks... any ideas?

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Hey guys!
It's My senior year and so far its off to a great start. Last night we had the traditional rolling of the Senior tree at my school. I was just wondering If any of you know of any good senior pranks or have any stories to share on the subject. nothing to outrageously illegal!!! :cool:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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lock the teachers out! HAAHHAH REBELLIOUS! ... jk thats lame

Park all the seniors cars... make them all block the entrances of the school... not just one thin layer of cars... make 5 layers like bricks... then park your cars in front of the school.. like in front of the school... if theres concrete.

and the senior tree.... dunno.. we dont have that.. you could always **** it up and cut off all the leaves and branches.. so it looks funny....

or.. have a big plan for everyone to take a **** in the cafeteria floor during lunch at the same time and run!!! "If we all do it... We will never get caught!!!" i don;t know. i suggested that plan as a joke at school. anyways
 
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i like the car idea. Yeah I suggested we cut down the tree at the end of the year. It's not a big tree or anything and I'm the last class to graduate from my highschool. They are combining our rival schools next year... stupid decision but anyways.... the whole lunchroom thing.. .umm.. kinda funny ... but not so sure bout that one ... But ur right about the whole sticking together thing. I brought that up last night when we all went to roll the tree. Our schools cop was there guarding it so we all rode around making him mad Then went to his house and rolled his house. He left the school and went to his house and we went back and rolled the tree. Fun times! ;)
 
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We are prolly gonna grease up 3 pigs and let them loose during lunch with the numbers '1', '2' and '4' So they think one is hiding in the school.
 
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the pig joke and the parking the cars joke are both funny.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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super glue all the locks in the school, thats what me and my friends did our senior year
 
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