"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Senior Prank

Sux2BeeU

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Im a senior at CHS in Delaware and i need some ideas for a senior prank, that i can really get away with.....

Any Ideas????????
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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just make sure you don't damage anything. the minute you do, your fvcked. a guy i know called the school and asked for the math teacher (she was a 27 yo hotty, she had it all....) when the secretary asked him what it was all about he said that her father was sick.....SOME CHICK RATED ON HIS ASS, and he ended up being suspended for 3 days (along with couple of other guys). what he didn't know was; her father was in the hospital.

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GET ANY CHICKS INVOLVED, NO METTER HAW GOOD OF FRIENDS THEY ARE
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Sux2BeeU
Im a senior at CHS in Delaware and i need some ideas for a senior prank, that i can really get away with.....

Any Ideas????????
Concord High School - in Wilmington, Delaware?

Sex2BeeU, we live so close to eachother...we should go sarging together sometime. PM me.
 

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Put EXLAX (sp?) in people's drinks.

While people crap their pants, I would laugh longly and loudly.
 

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Release 10,000 crickets into the school. You can buy them in mass quantities, and they're loud as hell. It would be hilarious
 

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Re: Re: Senior Prank

Originally posted by bluelemond
Concord High School - in Wilmington, Delaware?

Sex2BeeU, we live so close to eachother...we should go sarging together sometime. PM me.


Actually, Christina High School....in newark delaware......

somewhat close.....
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
Put EXLAX (sp?) in people's drinks.

While people crap their pants, I would laugh longly and loudly.
Thats putting people in Danger.....UUmmmm i would but i don't know what that would do....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Staple flyers everywhere within a 20 square mile radius advertising "back to school days", with free laptops to the first 100 people, and free pizza and drinks all day. All visitors automaticaly entered for a grand prize drawing for a 2005 Hummer H3 :)

Make sure to put your school's official logo on the flyers, and set the date of the "event" for a weekend, when the most people will show up!

DISCLAIMER: This post is for humor purposes only. Don't ever do this.
 

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For a senior prank, do something that won't piss off people. The best senior pranks are fun, not hurtful. One year some guys switched the licence plates of every car in the parking lot... that was a very bad senior prank.

One time some kids dug a hole in the quad (our quad was grass), layed down some tarp, filled it with water, and brought out some chairs and "fished" with straw hats and no shoes and everything the next day... that was a very good senior prank.
 

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When I was a freshman at HS, the seniors went apesh*t with their pranks. One dude decided to throw a bucket of water on the principal. No need to say, he got has ass expelled for a week. Another group carried a teachers Mini (car) up to the 4th floor. That was funny, but they caught hell from the principal.
 

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how far away are you from wilington?
 
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