Sux2BeeU
New Member
Im a senior at CHS in Delaware and i need some ideas for a senior prank, that i can really get away with.....
Any Ideas????????
Any Ideas????????
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Senior Prank
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Replace all the TP in the bathrooms (or even better, the teachers bathrooms) with untearable paper.
diablo
Master Don Juan
spider_007
Master Don Juan
just make sure you don't damage anything. the minute you do, your fvcked. a guy i know called the school and asked for the math teacher (she was a 27 yo hotty, she had it all....) when the secretary asked him what it was all about he said that her father was sick.....SOME CHICK RATED ON HIS ASS, and he ended up being suspended for 3 days (along with couple of other guys). what he didn't know was; her father was in the hospital.
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GET ANY CHICKS INVOLVED, NO METTER HAW GOOD OF FRIENDS THEY ARE
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GET ANY CHICKS INVOLVED, NO METTER HAW GOOD OF FRIENDS THEY ARE
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Greased up pigs in the lunchroom during lunch.
I seriously might do this one
I seriously might do this one
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
Concord High School - in Wilmington, Delaware?
Sex2BeeU, we live so close to eachother...we should go sarging together sometime. PM me.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Put EXLAX (sp?) in people's drinks.
While people crap their pants, I would laugh longly and loudly.
While people crap their pants, I would laugh longly and loudly.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Release 10,000 crickets into the school. You can buy them in mass quantities, and they're loud as hell. It would be hilarious
Sux2BeeU
New Member
Re: Re: Senior Prank
Actually, Christina High School....in newark delaware......
somewhat close.....
Actually, Christina High School....in newark delaware......
somewhat close.....
Sux2BeeU
New Member
Thats putting people in Danger.....UUmmmm i would but i don't know what that would do....
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
Staple flyers everywhere within a 20 square mile radius advertising "back to school days", with free laptops to the first 100 people, and free pizza and drinks all day. All visitors automaticaly entered for a grand prize drawing for a 2005 Hummer H3 
Make sure to put your school's official logo on the flyers, and set the date of the "event" for a weekend, when the most people will show up!
DISCLAIMER: This post is for humor purposes only. Don't ever do this.
Make sure to put your school's official logo on the flyers, and set the date of the "event" for a weekend, when the most people will show up!
DISCLAIMER: This post is for humor purposes only. Don't ever do this.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
For a senior prank, do something that won't piss off people. The best senior pranks are fun, not hurtful. One year some guys switched the licence plates of every car in the parking lot... that was a very bad senior prank.
One time some kids dug a hole in the quad (our quad was grass), layed down some tarp, filled it with water, and brought out some chairs and "fished" with straw hats and no shoes and everything the next day... that was a very good senior prank.
One time some kids dug a hole in the quad (our quad was grass), layed down some tarp, filled it with water, and brought out some chairs and "fished" with straw hats and no shoes and everything the next day... that was a very good senior prank.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
When I was a freshman at HS, the seniors went apesh*t with their pranks. One dude decided to throw a bucket of water on the principal. No need to say, he got has ass expelled for a week. Another group carried a teachers Mini (car) up to the 4th floor. That was funny, but they caught hell from the principal.